Remember last week when I told you that I was a cupcake girl? Well, I still am, and this week’s Tuesdays with Dorie project was right up my alley! Clara from I Heart Food 4 Thought chose Dorie’s Chocolate-Chocolate Cupcakes for us to bake and I couldn’t have been happier about it.
Dorie’s cupcakes are deeply chocolatey little cakes with a light and tender crumb that are topped with an intensely rich, bittersweet chocolate glaze. They’re made with all of the regular cupcake ingredients plus buttermilk and both cocoa powder and melted bittersweet chocolate for some extra chocolate “oomph”. Some of my TWD colleagues commented that they found their cupcakes to be a little dry. After having that same issue with my Pumpkin Muffins last week, I made sure to slightly undercook these cupcakes, removing them from the oven after about 20 minutes. Letting them sit on the counter in the cupcake pan for a few minutes finished them off and they turned out perfectly.
As per Clara’s request, I decided to go “seasonal” with these cupcakes and decorated them with a Halloween theme. I used orange sprinkles on some and little sugar pumpkins and tombstones on others. I also topped a few with some vanilla buttercream that I tinted orange. Variety is the spice of life, after all!
One of Dorie’s suggestions in the book for “playing around” with these cupcakes is to fill them with jam, Nutella, ganache or marshmallow cream. Marshmallow cream!?!? Oooh! I was immediately reminded of one of my favorite childhood treats - Hostess Snowballs. You remember them, don’t you? They’re little domes of chocolate cake, filled with cream and enrobed in gooey, coconut-coated marshmallow. Mmmm! Love. Them. So, I broke out a jar of marshmallow cream, tinted it orange too and stuffed those cupcakes with it. They were damn good!
If you’re in the mood for some fabulous chocolate cupcakes, I can heartily recommend these devilishly delicious little guys. Gussy them up with something orange and they’re a perfect Halloween treat for your nearest and dearest. Of course, you could just hide them in the garage fridge and hoard them all for yourself. Not that I would ever do something like that. I’m just sayin’.
If you’d like to try these on your own, you can find the recipe in Dorie’s Baking: From My Home to Yours and also on Clara’s site. It’s also worth a visit to the TWD blogroll to see what the rest of the gang has come up with.
Enjoy!
Filed Under: Baking, Cakes and Cupcakes, Chocolate, Desserts, Holidays, Tuesdays with Dorie
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On October 27, 2008 at 10:44pm, Stop Smoking said...
very original stuff (rip cupcakes?!) thank you!!
On October 27, 2008 at 11:13pm, The Food Librarian said...
Ohhh! So pretty and yummy! The marshmallow cream (tinted) is a perfect halloween filling!
On October 27, 2008 at 11:24pm, Nikki57 said...
Ohh that marshmallow cream looks delicious!
On October 27, 2008 at 11:27pm, Tanya said...
I love the picture of the cupcake with the little tombstone on top. The frosting looks beautiful. All of them look great! I love the gooey center!
On October 28, 2008 at 12:15am, SiHaN said...
my fav picture definitely the one with the orange leaf. Great job with those cupcakes!
On October 28, 2008 at 12:39am, Manggy said...
Oh, WOW! The silky, shiny frosting, together with the pool of marshmallow cream, just gets me tingly all over
I am glad you were able to save yours from a dry fate- good thinking! Advanced happy halloween! 
On October 28, 2008 at 1:15am, vibi said...
Very, very nice… as usual, I love the simplicity and clarity of your pics! The colors are amazing too!
On October 28, 2008 at 2:27am, Lisa said...
They are dotey! You are so creative!
I got my book this morning - THANK YOU! The bash was so much fun to be involved in, and the book is so great, and will be very inspiring I think!
On October 28, 2008 at 3:12am, Bria said...
They look great! I wonder if I’ll be the only TWDer who didnt do Halloween cupcakes?
On October 28, 2008 at 4:37am, The Blonde Duck said...
I love the first picture and the one of the goo pouring out…
On October 28, 2008 at 5:25am, Cathy said...
The picture with the orange leaf is just fantastic! Your cupcakes look great — so festive for Halloween! I love the orange tinted marshmallow cream — now THAT is a party cupcake!
On October 28, 2008 at 5:25am, Jennifer said...
Your cupcakes are SO pretty! I love them!!!!
On October 28, 2008 at 5:42am, Darius T. Williams said...
Such a wonderful looking cupcake…this looks great! Great job w/this - and those pics make me excited!
-DTW
http://www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com
On October 28, 2008 at 5:47am, Dharm said...
Oh I want some of those cupcakes now! I love the scary pumpkin as well as the RIP!!
On October 28, 2008 at 5:51am, Sarah said...
Yowza!!! These look great! Thank you for the cupcake tip regarding cooking times, too; I’ve had dry cupcakes before and I’ll have to try your technique to prevent future issues.
On October 28, 2008 at 5:58am, Laura said...
Oh, that marshmallow creme looks so good! I wish I tried that - my kids would have really loved them! Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog so that I could find yours - it’s beautiful and your photos are simply amazing!
On October 28, 2008 at 6:47am, HoneyB said...
I’m so jealous of you and everyone else with beautiful photos! They look so perfect you almost don’t want to think of biting into them. ALMOST.
On October 28, 2008 at 6:59am, Lauren said...
i really wish i had taken the time to fill mine . . . as always your photos are beautiful
On October 28, 2008 at 7:10am, rainbowbrown said...
You butter cream cupcakes are so pretty. Very nice job.
On October 28, 2008 at 7:18am, CB said...
You did exactly what I did to avoid the dryness. I tend to undercook my cupcakes. If there are a few crumbs that stick to my toothpick I take them out. I don’t wait for it to be completely clean. Love all the Halloween decor. I think the tombsones are my favorite! The orange marshmallow cream is a fabulous touch! Thanks for baking with me this week!
Clara @ iheartfood4thought
On October 28, 2008 at 7:50am, Eunice said...
oh my i LOVE THESE!!!!! love the tombstone and love the little pumpkin heads. you are great with these! good job!
On October 28, 2008 at 7:51am, thecoffeesnob said...
Ooh these are the cupcakes i make every time a chocoholic drops by for a visit- and they’re always so well received
I love how you decorated the cupcakes. The little tombstones are just adorable!
On October 28, 2008 at 7:51am, Jodie said...
They look great! I can’t wait to make them (mine will be late). I’m going to decorate mine Halloween-y, too! Great job!
On October 28, 2008 at 8:02am, Rachel said...
Oh I LOVED Snowballs! Your cupcakes are so cute-I love the orange and the tombstones!
On October 28, 2008 at 8:04am, Jen Yu said...
You always make your Dories so lovely, but these are lovely AND spooky
I can’t ice a cupcake to save my life… You so rock, my dear!
On October 28, 2008 at 8:05am, squawmama said...
OMG!!! I need to eat one of those right now.. YUMO!!! I will need to get that recipe for sure… have a great chocolatie day…
(((HUGS)))
Donna
On October 28, 2008 at 8:06am, squawmama said...
OMG!!! I need to eat one of those right now.. YUMO!!! I will need to get that recipe for sure… have a great chocolatie day…
(((HUGS)))
Donna
On October 28, 2008 at 8:17am, Mary Ann said...
I love how you decorated these and the leaves are absolutely beautiful! Yum!
On October 28, 2008 at 8:41am, Nina Timm said...
Your whole site at the moment screams…..It is fall!!!! The color and the recipes are simply gorgeous!
On October 28, 2008 at 8:45am, Emily Rose said...
your glaze turned out so shiny and beautiful! I was also very excited about the marshmallow fluff idea- but I unfortunately ran out of time- after seeing yours I definitely know what I’ll be doing next time I make these!!
On October 28, 2008 at 9:19am, Melissa said...
fantastic!!!!!
On October 28, 2008 at 9:21am, Maria said...
I love the festive cupcakes!! I am sure the marshmallow fluff takes these over the top!
On October 28, 2008 at 9:29am, Amy said...
Oh wow, these are gorgeous!!! Love that filling idea!
-Amy
http://www.singforyoursupperblog.com
On October 28, 2008 at 9:50am, The Short (dis)Order Cook said...
These look beautiful and delicious.
I am sure these are WAY better than Hostess Snoballs.
On October 28, 2008 at 9:53am, chocolatechic said...
Oh…your Cupcakes are fabulous.
I heart the one with the filling oozing out.
On October 28, 2008 at 10:09am, kim said...
gorgeous pics, especially that one with the oozing filling… sinful!
i love all of your different decorations!
On October 28, 2008 at 10:22am, n.o.e said...
Love the orange tint of your filling. I was going to do a pumpkin filling but couldn’t figure out a recipe so went with the mocha. Love your various cupcakes!
Nancy
On October 28, 2008 at 10:32am, Patsyk said...
I love how your filling is oozing out… kind of like those molten chocolate cakes you get at nice restaurants… yum!
On October 28, 2008 at 11:10am, Jamie said...
Wow those look divine! Beautiful pics!
On October 28, 2008 at 11:22am, Lisa magicsprinkles said...
Love the photography! I feel so chocolatey and Halloweenish. The pic with the molten-esque filling is truly mouthwatering!
On October 28, 2008 at 11:28am, Joie de vivre said...
That marshmallow creme cupcake looks perfect for Halloween. It definitely would have the gross out factor as one bit into it and it started oozing.
On October 28, 2008 at 12:25pm, Melissa said...
amazing as always! They look so rich and delish!
On October 28, 2008 at 12:39pm, Peggy said...
I love that orange filling! And yes, I am old enough to remember the Hostess Snowballs. They were good! Great job with the cupcakes.
On October 28, 2008 at 1:36pm, Bridgett said...
I love the orange buttercream as it looks not only festive but divine as well! Perfect for Fall.
On October 28, 2008 at 1:37pm, Engineer Baker said...
Wow - the marshmallow cream pouring out of that one held me transfixed for a couple seconds. I love the little pumpkins and how you placed some on leaves - so pretty and seasonal!
On October 28, 2008 at 1:48pm, PheMom said...
That oozy orange filling is crazy cool! Your cupcakes are all so perfect and so cute. I bet all the cool kids want to hang out at your house for Halloween! I know I do! (Not that I’m a cool kid… never that.) 😉
On October 28, 2008 at 1:53pm, TeaLady said...
OOOHHHH!!!! that flow of filling looks to die for. They look fantastic.
On October 28, 2008 at 2:19pm, Mike of Mike's Table said...
You won me over when I saw the title…then I saw the first photo and I was hungry (and loved the plating)…then the lineup of cupcakes (really hungry)…and finally: the split open, oozy, marshmallow money shot?! These look amazing! And now I am so hungry lol!
On October 28, 2008 at 3:08pm, Snooky doodle said...
wow what great photos. and the cupcakes look amazing .
On October 28, 2008 at 3:11pm, Dawn said...
What a great idea to put in a creamy middle. Genius!!
On October 28, 2008 at 3:13pm, Prudy said...
Beautiful work! I love that oozing center!
On October 28, 2008 at 3:22pm, Alexa said...
Gorgeous, stunning cupcakes! Your pictures are lovely.
On October 28, 2008 at 4:57pm, Rosa's Yummy Yums said...
Incredibly beautiful and terribly tempting! Those cupcakes are ghoulish!
Cheers,
Rosa
On October 28, 2008 at 5:17pm, RecipeGirl said...
SO delicious looking! I love the swirly frosting decorations. And that oozy center is simply sinful!
On October 28, 2008 at 6:10pm, CookiePie said...
Your cupcakes are beautiful! They look like they’re straight out of a fantasy bake shop. Love all the orange sprinkles and Halloween decorations! Not to mention the yummy marshmallow cream dribbling out…
On October 28, 2008 at 7:34pm, Passionate Baker said...
oooh wow. your cupcakes look sooo good!
LOVE the idea of tinting marshmellow cream orange…so cute!
great jobb<3
On October 28, 2008 at 7:38pm, City Girl said...
How perfectly scrumptious — and I love the decorative theme
On October 28, 2008 at 9:08pm, Prudence said...
GREAT job. They look absolutely divine!!
On October 28, 2008 at 9:40pm, Tracey said...
Wow, your glaze looks so perfect!! I love your pics!
On October 28, 2008 at 10:03pm, Proud Italian Cook said...
Susan, You’re like an artist with this blog! Everytime I come here, I get lured into your food and photography!
On October 29, 2008 at 2:41am, Cristine said...
Those are beautiful!!! Great job!
On October 29, 2008 at 4:14am, Marthe said...
I love all of yout cupcakes, can’t even pick a favourite!! So creative@
On October 29, 2008 at 4:59am, Debbie said...
What beautiful cupcakes! I love the idea of Marshmallow creme.
On October 29, 2008 at 5:46am, Grace said...
count me among the lovers of the marshmallow creme. yes, it would inevitably end up all over my face and hands, but would i care? no.
On October 29, 2008 at 9:30am, Meg said...
Mighty delicious! Love the filling and the decorations!
On October 29, 2008 at 11:16am, Elise said...
These are so much fun. I have to say one of my favorite childhood food memories is Tastycake Butterscotch Krumpets…
On October 29, 2008 at 11:29am, Lori Lynn said...
You got me with the marshmallow cream filling!
Love the photos too.
On October 29, 2008 at 3:25pm, Heather said...
wow. yum. i love every single one of those pictures! and these sound so good! especially with the marshmallow middle!!!
On October 29, 2008 at 3:43pm, Nicole said...
I thought these looked good and oh so festive. And then…. that photo with the marshmallow cream oozing out…. Oh My Word! (I have my finger on top my head and trying to sound like Shirley Temple)
On October 29, 2008 at 5:10pm, Lisa said...
Gorgeous photo of that goo oozing marshmallow cream filled cupcake. Still, looks aside, I think I’d fill mine with Nutella. In any case, they look quite appealing!
On October 29, 2008 at 9:14pm, Sandy Smith said...
Beautiful, just beautiful - as always!
Happy Halloween!
On October 29, 2008 at 9:18pm, noble pig said...
That marshmallow cream did me in..wow that is an awesome food pic there and I’m sure the taste is out of this world.
On October 29, 2008 at 9:52pm, Shari@Whisk: a food blog said...
Tinting the marshmallow fluff — you’re a star!
On October 29, 2008 at 10:56pm, AmyRuth said...
Your photos look professional and of course the subject, needless to say looks delicious.
Amazing!
AmyRuth
On October 30, 2008 at 5:05am, Botacook said...
Ooooh I like these very original Halloween cupcakes
On October 30, 2008 at 5:53am, Jen of A2eatwrite said...
These absolutely have me salivating - simply wonderful! Especially the ones with the marshmallow cream.
On October 30, 2008 at 12:03pm, Laurie said...
WOW! Your cupcakes are gorgeous and look simply delicious too.
On October 30, 2008 at 12:38pm, Teanna said...
That tinted marshmallow creme is… AMAZZZZZING!
On October 30, 2008 at 2:10pm, Lynnylu said...
Your cupcakes look great for a Halloween party. I, too, filled mine with orange tinted marshmallow creme, but yours turned out so much prettier.
On October 30, 2008 at 3:27pm, joanna said...
your cupcakes are so perfect! i love he delicious orange goodness oozing out of those cupcakes. i can practically taste it through the picture.
On October 30, 2008 at 4:26pm, Karen said...
LOVE the RIP headstone on the cupcakes! They all look so professional and delicious! Your photography is excellent!
On October 30, 2008 at 6:31pm, Simply...Gluten-free said...
What pretty, pretty pictures!
On October 31, 2008 at 6:56am, Michelle said...
those are the greatest looking cupcakes! Great pics!
On October 31, 2008 at 9:21am, alexandra's kitchen said...
Oh how cute. I love the little RIP topper. And I love your photos! so cool.
On November 02, 2008 at 5:45am, Bellini Valli said...
Look at all the chocolate goodness in those cupcakes. I could grab one from the screen if I could:D
On November 02, 2008 at 10:37am, Choosy Beggar Tina said...
These look GORGEOUS! I’d mosey over to the Nutella though, because I had a traumatizing experience the first time I tried marshmallow cream (last year) that fills me with terror every time I see the stuff.
On November 02, 2008 at 11:06am, PaniniKathy said...
Lovely, lovely, LOVELY photos!!
On November 02, 2008 at 3:21pm, Zen Chef said...
Wow..those are the coolest-looking Halloween cupcakes i ever seen. I take a dozen, pleaaase!
On November 02, 2008 at 8:33pm, Lose That Girl said...
YUM! This stop is my first visit to your site. LOVE IT! I just want to climb into the photos and live there! So delish!
On November 05, 2008 at 3:01pm, Rhiani said...
I was so sorry to miss this TWD assignment. Yours look wonderful - as usual!
On November 11, 2008 at 11:49pm, Carolynn said...
Wow- when I take these cupcakes to work I will be sooooo popular!!! YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION to me to make wonderful treats to share with my family and friends!!! Thank you very much!!
On December 29, 2012 at 4:26pm, Danyelle Sargent said...
That makes my nipples get hard. Your cupcakes and Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pies and I am good to go have my sugar fix for the day. thanks so much, you really make it happen for me……Danyelle
On December 07, 2013 at 12:40pm, Jan Marie said...
It just doesn’t get any
better than seeing the gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez” over at her and her
husband “Captain Kutchie’s” place..Some Folks Also Call Him..”The
KutchMan others call him The Kutchmon!”…Most Just Call Him “The Most
Interesting Man In The World”….(Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West, Key
Lime Pie Factory and Grill)…Just watching the lovely couple baking together all those Yummy
Key Lime Pies at their Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill in Asheville.
…It’s always worth the trip to visit them in they’re Historic Key Lime
Pie Factory and Grill…It should be on everyone’s bucket list for
sure..And The World’s Best Key Lime Pies!..YUM-YUM-YUM…..”Talk About
World Class” What An Understatement!…….AAHHHHH!….The Magic Of The
Lovely..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” And Her Delicious Key Lime Pies Baked With
Pure Love…Always……40 Years And They’re Still Going Strong….
….May GOD Continue Blessing “Anita And Kutchie Pelaez” and They’re World
Famous Key Lime Pie Factory And Grill Where The Personalities, Ovens And
Smiles Are Always Warm And Inviting. “Kutcharitaville” You’re The Best We Love You!….
…Now You Know Who Is The Hottest!…And Baby Let Me Tell You, Mrs. Anita Is No Act…She’s The Real Thing Baby!…
….Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate…..
….Who Could Ask For Anything More?…Anita’s Key Lime Pie…(Hell Yes!)
On December 03, 2014 at 9:02pm, Mary Marie said...
.….”Captain Kutchie” Never Makes Up Stories But If He Did
It Would Probably Be About As Good As The One That You Are About To
Read Next!…..You Believe That?….
….Add “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” To Make This The All-Time Greatest Film Ever Made!….
…Could..“Clint”
Eastwood. Possibly Be Competing With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” For The
Position Of “The World’s Most Interesting Man”…Perhaps?…But Then Again
Perhaps He Is Just Waiting For “Kutchie Pelaez and Frankie Valli” To
“Make His Day”!…Ha, Go Figure!….
….We Heard A Few Years Back That
Megyn Kelly Of Fox News, Really Loved Her Some Of Captain Kutchie’s And
Anita Pelaez’s Famous Key Lime Pies! Could That Make Megyn “The Most
Interesting Lady In The World?….I Guess “NO” On That One, That One Would
Have To Be “The Lovely –Mrs. Anita Pelaez” The Queen Of The Key Lime
Pie World!
….I sure hope that this will be a great opportunity for
everyone to see some of “Don Rickle’s Scenes” from his productions of
his classic hits “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”. You Do know that Don
Rickles and Johnny Carson together produced those comedy hits about
their friend “Mr. Kutchie Pelaez” and their wild and crazy exploits of
Kutchie’s Key West and The World of Key Lime Pies from the perspective
of (Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, Kutchie Pelaez and Steve Martins Eyes!)
What a Hoot Those Classic Hits Surely Were. Don’t miss them, be sure to
tune-in next month. We Laughed Until We Cried Watching Those Funny
Movies. “The Tales From Kutcharitaville”, I Think That They May Still Be
Available In A Boxed Set. Maybe Try Amazon. Good Luck With That….
You
Know, It’s No Wonder That Everyone Calls “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”..The
Most Interesting Man In The World! Did You Know That Kutchie Drinks
Those Wonderful Mixed Drinks Named In His Honor Called “Kutcharitas”.?.
There A Hell Of A Lot Better Than Any Mexican Beers. And Much Stronger
To Boot!…You Could Almost Hear The Song Now…”Wasting Away Again In
Kutcharitaville”.!…What Do Ya Think? Not Bad Ahh!…
….That Sunken Ship In The News These Days,
….It’s
Been Resting Down On The Bottom Of The Sea Since Way Back In 1857, “Mel
Fisher” Even Overlooked That One!… “Yankee Jack Pittorino” and “Micheal
McCloud” Now Have Reason To Write Another Song…(Hint-Hint-Hint) “Jack”
Listen-Up Here!
….Hell, We Can’t Find A Boeing 777 That’s Been Lost Only A
Little Over A Few Months Now! Could It Be Because The Jet Had No Silver and Gold Aboard, Just People?….Go Figure……
….Good
Thing That All The ….(“Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key West Key Lime Pie
Shops”)..Are All Showing Increasing Pie Sales Throughout All They’re
Areas Of Distribution. Consumers Just Never Seem To Reach They’re Fill
Of Those “Yummy Key Lime Pies” That The “Peleaz’s Working Partner Team”
Continues To Produce. They Have Been Called “Love At First Bite”.
.Everyone Agrees, That The Loving Couple Have Been Baking They’re
Culinary Delectables Over 40-Years Now!….
Isn’t She
Wonderful?….”AAAHHHH”, The Magic Of The Gorgeous “Mrs. Anita Pelaez”
Well She Is Something Else!…Honey, She’s The Real Thing Baby!….
….Who The Hell Does That “Kutchie Pelaez” Think That He Is?….”Frankie Valli” Or Some Big-Shot Like That?
….It’s No Wonder That People Are All Calling Him “The Most Interesting Man In The World”,…Big Girls Don’t Cry…Do They?….
….Don’t
Cha Just Love Em!?….We Sure Do!….It is A Well Known Fact That “Captain
Kutchie Pelaez” Knows Who Put The Bomp In The Bomp Shoo Bomp Shoo Bomp
And The Rama In The Rama Lama Ding Dong!.
….He Even Knows Who Put The Dip In The Dip Da Dip Da Dip!…How Cool Is That?….
….a-good-1-4-u-2-n-joy-ok!..
….”Very Interesting”!….
….”Frankie Valli and Kutchie Pelaez”..Did Make-It As Big As “Frank Sanatra”.
….”Yeah”
A Few Wise Guys They Certainly Were “Frankie Valli, Kutchie Pelaez and
Joe Pesci”!….Together “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight”!…..
….Mafiosi
Wanna-Bee’s. The Key Lime Pie “Wild Bunch”. They’ve Got Everyone
Shaking In They’re Flip-Flops!….”Even “Jimmy Buffet” Doesn’t Know Where
It’s Safe To Hide-Out”!….Especially Since Everyone Found-Out That
“Captain Kutchie Pelaez” Was The One Who First Came-Up With The “Goody
Goody”…“The Original Cheese Burgers In Paradise” And Kutchie’s Buddy
.“Levi Stubbs”. Of The “Four Tops” Helped Him Name Them Way Back In The
Early 70?s.
….Eli Wallach, Be Careful, Don’t Eat The “Cannoli’s”!…They’re Killer Man!….
….They Lived!…They Really Did!…Just Ask “Levi”!….
….I’d
Give My Left “Nut” To Set Down With “Captain Kutchie Pelaez, Frankie
Valli, Terry Levi, Joe Pesci, Bob Gaudio, Bob Crewe, Paul Shaffer, Bob
De Niro, Tommy DeVito, Martin Scorsese, Clint East Wood, Bob Newhart And
Yankee Jack Pittorino”! Rub Elbows And Shoot The Shit With That Whole
Crew Of “Good Fellows” Or “Wise Guys” Or Whatever The Hell You Want To
Call Them!….”Who Wouldn’t”?….
….I Believe That “Kutchie” First
Sang “My Eyes Adored You” And “Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” To His
Lovely Bride “Anita” Way Back In The Seventies! ….Sounds Like A Love
Story To Us!…A Very Good Yarn! “You” “You’re Good You”….
….That
“Captain Kutchie” Always Lands Back On His Feet. No Matter How Tough
The Situation Is He Always Comes Back Up On The Top Of The Heap, King Of
The Hill! Everyone Knows That! Never Count The Captain Out No Matter
How Down The Chips May..Appear!…… Remember That He Is Not Only “The
World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez” But Please Keep In Mind That
“Captain Kutchie” Is Also Considered “The Most Interesting Man In The
World”!….Why Else Would Everyone Be Talking About Him And His
Adventurous Wild And Crazy World Exploits, Treasure Hunting And
Exploring, The Megalodon Teeth And Oh All Those Giant Reptile
Exploits?…To Say “The Dude” Really Has Balls Is Quite An Understatement
To Say The Least!….
….His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita”
And
They’re Famous Key Lime Pies!….They’re World Famous Historic Key West
Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill, Home Of The Famous
“Goody Goody” Cheese Burgers In Paradise!….All Conveniently Located In
NC Near The Famous “Biltmore House And Estate!….
….Yeah, You’re Good You. No You’re “DAMN GOOD YOU”….
….Also Add “The Two Yutes”….”What’s A Yute”? You Might Ask. Just Ask “Yankee Jack”…..
…Marriage
Lasts Forever and Ever, Two People Become One! A Covenant Between A
Husband, His Wife And The Lord “Jesus” The Christ! Marriage, The Same
Yesterday Today Tomorrow And Forever More! True Love Never Changes!
Just
Ask “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” He Knows!….That What The Lord Puts
Together Can Never Be Broken!….That “Captain Kutchie” Really Knows His
Stuff. He’s Mind Blowing To Say The Least!…
….”Captain Kutchie” Never
Kisses Ass But If He Did Kiss An Ass It Would Probably Be His Beautiful
Wife’s Ass!….You Go “Captain Kutchie”!….
….”Captain
Kutchie”
Always Said That To Him That “James Garner” Was To Him One Of The
World’s Most Interesting Persons. So I Guess That This Key Lime Pie
Should Be For You This Month “ROCKFISH”…(RIP)!….
….Only “Jim Rockford” Could Have Came Close To “Fred Thompson” In “Persecuted”, Fred Really Nailed It In This Flick!….
….”Captain Kutchie”, You Put You’re Cloth’s Back On, “You”!….
….Who Dat, Dat Say “Who Dat” Every Time Dat I Say Who Dat, “Who Dat”?….
….Nobody Be Done Does It Better Than The “Captain Kutchie” Be Done Did!….
….At A Time Like This, I Can’t Help But Think, What Would “Captain Kutchie” Say?….
….Yeah,
With They’re Olive Oil Voice And Guinea Charm, The Damn Dago Wop
Grease-Ball Goombahs Are Out To Steal Everyone’s Grease! The
Scumbags!….That’s Probably What Captain Kutchie Might Say!…
….Looks Like That Scary Snow Snake!….”Albino Cobra”…..Wasting My Time….
….Anita
and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pies Are Really As Good As
Everyone Says They Are. The Proof Is In The Pudding, They’re That Damn
Good!….
….With “Anita’s and Kutchie’s” World Famous Key Lime Pies You Will Always Eat, Drink and Be Murray!
….”Captain Kutchie” Of Key Lime Pie Fame Always Told Me “Keep You’re Friends Close But Keep You’re Enemies Closer”.
….1-4-u-2-c-i-c-u-2-ok-ok!
….123-testing-123…,.ok,
that’s a go!….ok….go…….please go away now!……go to your room now!….well
if you don’t go now, i will!….bye-bye….i am gone now, you can stop
reading, cause i am gone……i am really gone now!
….i can’t believe that you are still reading this! you believe that?
….i can’t believe that we ate that whole key lime pie!…
….since
“Rooms To Go” did good, maybe the “Pelaez’s” should change their name
to “Key Lime Pies To Go”, Yeah-What Do You-All Think? Is That A
Go?……go to your room now!….BYE!….
….With “Captain Kutchie” It Is Known As “The Battle Of The Bulge”!….,
….Ain’t It A Kick In The Head?…..Damn Straight It Is!….
….I Saw Captain Kutchie’s Dick Before…”OMG!!!”……Oh My, It’s A Nice One!….
….Just a Few Things That My Sister “Jan” Left-Out!…….Mary!….